Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my eyes, please.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Claire Lee
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.”