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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via belleoftheball510)

nue:

i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

(via nauti-or-nice)

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: niichainz, via no--escape-from-reality)

latelycravingmore:

All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my eyes, please.

(via no--escape-from-reality)

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Claire Lee

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.”

(via no--escape-from-reality)